You Suck at Photoshop – Clone Stamp and Manual Cloning

DONNIE: My name is Donnie,
and you suck at Photoshop, big time. And some of you, uh, last week
sprained your vaginas crying about that I didn’t, I didn’t
show how cover up the cat with a carpet with the sampling
thing, so, you know, just wipe your hineys and try and
follow this one. This is a photo, and we’re going
to take something out of this photo. We’re going to take this
wedding band out, which incidentally has lost all
meaning and value, and so it just doesn’t belong in
this picture anymore. So what we’re going to
do is we’re going to, we’re going to try– FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie. DONNIE: –two techniques here. One is with the Clone Stamp– FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie! DONNIE: And what you’re going to
do is you’re going to take the clone stamp, you’re going
to option click– FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie! DONNIE: –on the pay, the place
you want to paint, and you’re going to second
option click on the place you want to sample. And now you can paint, and it’s
going to sample from a like area so that you
can get rid of– FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie! DONNIE: –this dirty
liar ring. FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie! DONNIE: And you’ll see it’s not
perfect because you may have to resample as
you go along. There, this, this, treacherous
commitment band left behind shadows– FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie! DONNIE: –and dents that are
going to be hard to lift off. Um– FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie! DONNIE: I’ll be honest
with you. Let’s try the other
technique now. Use the, use the, Clone Stamp
tool some other time, it’s really great. But let’s just revert here,
and, uh, I’ll tell you the easiest way to do this is we’re
going to just manually sample from a similar
area of the picture. In this case, uh, I’ll grab from
this fat, deceitful meat stick and copy and paste and now
I’ve got a similar piece I can sort of line up manually. I’m going to grab
my Eraser tool. Make sure your flow is set to
sort of a low setting, so we can get a nice, smooth, natural,
organic, uh, line here along the way. So this ring just slips
right off like a, like a greased sausage. Now we’ve got this little area
here, which is going to be a little more challenging, but
this ring’s not meant to be on this finger, so don’t fear. We’re going to get it off. We’re just going to go sample
this area here– make sure you’re on the
background layer, copy and paste, and bring this down, and
see it’s going to cover very nicely in that, that liar
crevice of fingers right there, um, on this
dirty whore hand. So– FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie! DONNIE: That’s pretty
darn close. I think you might, you know,
you want to play with maybe cleaning up your– FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie! DONNIE: –layers a little bit,
but that quickly, seven years of marriage just, like, just
erased from the hand. This ring we’re going to keep
here because it won’t come off, uh, due to a deep rooted
commitment and spite. FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie! My bags aren’t going
to pack themselves. DONNIE: So there we have
it before then after. FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie! DONNIE: No problem.


  1. ClockchimeFox August 26, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    Oh my god these people don't get the joke…

  2. HightLink August 26, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    haha, dude.. you can make a tutorial funy :))

  3. kitty k August 27, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    The irony is amazing,

  4. larsenmb August 28, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    damn you're awesome! liked'n'subbed 😀

  5. Niko potočnik August 31, 2012 at 8:48 am

    What stupid bitch is sajing stuff

  6. Dylan McGreehan September 5, 2012 at 1:05 am

    this is funny and depressing at the same time

  7. skysthelimit112 September 10, 2012 at 7:41 am

    That liar crevice xD

  8. LaDyJoKeR42 September 13, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    bwhaha I get it

  9. Ben Torres September 16, 2012 at 4:42 am


  10. Cari Stars September 16, 2012 at 10:25 pm

    Omg totally hilarious!!!! Luv it! To the people who don't get the joke, listen to what the chic in the background is actually saying. 🙂

  11. KYLE Thomas 007 September 17, 2012 at 9:51 am

    lmao this is way too funny

  12. Blaze Burn Crash September 23, 2012 at 7:17 am

    There goes the marriage of Donny… Johnny… whatever the hell that woman's saying.

  13. Elvis Sanchez September 23, 2012 at 10:07 pm


  14. K Wllis October 4, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    Haha my university linked me this for photoshop help :p lol so is it real about what your saying??

  15. Stephen Butler October 7, 2012 at 8:02 am


  16. Ghetto Fighters October 7, 2012 at 9:50 pm


  17. captkeys October 15, 2012 at 12:26 am

    Fat deceitful meat stick? BAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! (breathe) AAAHAAAAHAHAHAHA!

  18. litmibimi October 22, 2012 at 12:21 am

    << New subscriber Donnie~

  19. doctorrin October 24, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    literally had me rolling LMAO…I thought that was the funniest shit I heard all week!

  20. dreampainteronline November 15, 2012 at 11:08 am

    Hey, are you familiar with "Photo SFXart Tricks" (just do a Google search for it…)? There you can watch a smart free video featuring how you can shoot fantastic photographs. It made it easier for Joe to make pictures which leave you with a jaw-dropping-effect while you take a look at them. It may help you also…

  21. TNipper November 18, 2012 at 1:15 am

    This video is amazingly made, fantastic.

  22. The Card December 8, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    Oh, of course my Graphic Image teacher showed this to us.
    Mrs. Showalter, you're awesome.

  23. Bull Terriers December 29, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    Cheeky – but very informative & helpful!!

  24. kiranjoti thapa Bharati January 7, 2013 at 10:46 am

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  25. Quinn Hammond January 10, 2013 at 8:22 am

    Ive heard of eating healthy.

  26. jiggydc January 11, 2013 at 1:57 am

    haha i had to watch this twice cuz I was laughing the first time. haha great vid regardless.

  27. dumitrache mihaita January 11, 2013 at 7:20 am

    Hey there, do you know "photo SFX art" (google it)? On their website you will find a nice free video featuring the way to create outstanding photos. This made it possible for Daniel to create photos that have a wow-effect when you look at them. Perhaps it will help you also…

  28. Joey Gentzler February 4, 2013 at 4:12 am

    Who would have thought Dane Cook's fallback was graphic design

  29. Ashley Razo February 7, 2013 at 1:53 am

    Hahaha who is this guy? He's hilarious

  30. sheps145 February 26, 2013 at 8:27 pm

    Can't believe I've never seen this. Properly funny!

  31. tootie20717 February 28, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    OMG that is so funny!!! I love this guy.

  32. mikey March 6, 2013 at 8:55 am

    WHO THE FUCK IS DONNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. Nicole Andersson March 6, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    Whooo screaming so much

  34. TypeUsernamePlease March 9, 2013 at 10:20 pm

    good tutorial , the grease sausage caparison really helped:)

  35. marthafarquar March 10, 2013 at 11:33 pm

    Does it work with red apples?

  36. alexiawritten March 26, 2013 at 3:18 am

    thats what i want to know lol

  37. lol whittingham April 16, 2013 at 7:17 pm

    nob head

  38. Binny D April 28, 2013 at 5:46 am

    Treacherous commitment band. This is, as I say, solid gold.

  39. Jeebus Creebus April 28, 2013 at 6:14 am


  40. Nagato Uzumaki April 29, 2013 at 1:14 am

    Danny ! Danny ! Danny ! your mom is calling you Danny ! i hear it! !

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  42. Henry Townsmyth May 14, 2013 at 4:13 pm

    Tutorial helped and ignored your talk on marital relationships.

    Everyone describes things from their perspective.
    we suck at Photoshop so we complain.
    you suck at relationships thus the rant in the video.

    Photoshop is useful if you know how to use it.
    Marriage/relationships are beautiful if you know how to do that.

    just as it takes effort to learn PS it does to understand and carry on relationships. let it be marriage, friendship.

  43. Anaphylaxis June 4, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    Dat whore hand

  44. patrock400 July 4, 2013 at 12:24 am

    Don't try to play this off as if you were joking, we know you weren't. Just know that this video isn't a Tutorial video, this is a video which is a comedy that uses Photoshop as it's imagery.

  45. TheKrigeron July 31, 2013 at 4:53 pm

    H.O.L.Y S.H.I.T

  46. KhataarFelMataar July 31, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    This was annoying, yet.. helpful

  47. Hemogoblin The Goblin Biologist August 2, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    It's Donnie and it's his wife

  48. Nick Raspa August 16, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    I find you offensive

  49. Sean Elders August 20, 2013 at 8:58 pm

    Informative and Hilarious at the same time! I love it!

  50. Laxman Tharu September 4, 2013 at 2:39 am

    Ok. I'm so jealous of my brother currently. He has been available always. By some fluke, he's got a model to love him in no time. How can that be achievable? He explained to me he obtained the Cupid Love System (Google it!) I wish someone beautiful told me that… I can't remember ever before seeing him so fulfilled. Sort of makes me frustrated.

  51. Rajan Tajale September 19, 2013 at 4:48 am

    Life sucks. My cousin has started seeing a ten mainly because 8 weeks back he registered to an internet site named Master Attraction (Google it if you wish to learn how.) I'm jealous since I would like to fall in love as well. I'm gonna take a peek at this Jake Ayres guy's information. Bizarre point is, my friend used to have NO success with women. How do you change so swiftly? His lady's a banging model…

  52. zamalek5007 October 5, 2013 at 6:51 pm

    You will understand that awful situation when your step-brother (who's been a loser for a long time) gets an incredible woman to fall for him in like a couple of weeks?! God, that just happened. I am aware that I should think well done, even so I wish it was me. He explained he used the Cupid Love System (Google it). I wanna hide out inside of a cave right now…

  53. molomosk123 December 13, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    That Meat Stick of deception 

  54. Don chan January 7, 2014 at 2:44 am


  55. Edward B February 23, 2014 at 8:20 pm

    Your voice is like the voice of Flynn from Breaking Bad .

  56. Axxonn April 22, 2014 at 11:02 pm

    You're my hero

  57. Kevin Ryan July 20, 2014 at 2:12 pm

    At first I thought this sucked.  I get it now…

  58. Pyriel Infinity July 20, 2014 at 4:05 pm

    Is this real or a gag?

  59. Daniel Gabriel Secară July 21, 2014 at 7:37 pm

    Dafuq is dis shit?!

  60. Pete McGrath July 22, 2014 at 1:09 am


  61. J TOFU July 22, 2014 at 6:12 am


  62. Awni Hussein July 29, 2014 at 11:58 am

    Thanks for the video, nice twist.
    Wish that lady shouting 'Donnie' in the background wasn't there. Very distressing. 

  63. Nicolaas Strik December 18, 2014 at 4:55 pm

    What the hell is the screaming for Donnie? So annoying. Such a negative spirited video.

  64. butterstix 24 December 21, 2014 at 6:43 am

    lmfao, I already know how to use photoshop but you're hilarious.

  65. Eric Chan January 9, 2015 at 2:29 am

    10 years later and it's still hilarious.

  66. dodemcdrode January 21, 2015 at 3:03 pm

    Classic…what a wordsmith! And the folks in the comments who have no clue…just make it better.  BRAVO, dude!

  67. angelicMisha February 20, 2015 at 2:05 pm

    "fat, deceitful meatstick"

  68. Rob W. March 4, 2015 at 5:09 am


  69. backspinme March 20, 2015 at 5:58 pm

    Still makes me laugh, every time I view it.  A classic!

  70. kosuke125 May 20, 2015 at 7:45 am

    this ring slips off like a greasy sausage lmao hahahaha

  71. James Lampe June 6, 2015 at 12:43 am

    I really don't want this guys life to truly be like this,but at the same time I soooo hope its real…

  72. Nana Wilson June 12, 2015 at 10:14 pm

    I started watching these years ago when I started  learning Photoshop.  It was so much more fun than taking a class or watching boring tutorials.  It's been a long time..You really are a genius. I learned so much from you and I laughed my way through the process.  I hope you are well and thriving. Thanks for teaching me and making me laugh 😀

  73. wenaldy September 9, 2015 at 2:37 pm

    This is all time classic on Youtube. I remember watched the video when i was freshman in college now im just waiting for my post-grad graduation. People thought you were Dane Cook lol.

  74. Hope Over Our Doubts October 9, 2015 at 8:55 pm

    The single funniest tutorial I have ever seen haha "liar crevice" haha that was fucking hilarious. Thanks for the help man, I suck at photoshop!

  75. Anthonys Man Cave November 25, 2015 at 8:27 pm

    Lol! 7 years of marriage erased from the hand.

  76. Flaming Simulant December 30, 2015 at 12:07 pm

    One thing I struggle to understand is how people can dislike this

  77. Desmond Walker July 2, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    love it, Comedy Photoshop video, Great way to learn,

  78. furyberserk August 3, 2016 at 9:15 pm

    She's yelling at him to pack her bags?

  79. TOTALLY FRIGGIN' MAJESTIC November 25, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    still hilarious

  80. Anna T February 14, 2017 at 7:53 am

    I miss this series it's hilarious

  81. Stephen C March 10, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    A truely original comic classic, and instructional.

  82. DVincentW March 11, 2017 at 7:07 am

    Liar crevice.

  83. Oxy and Icy June 6, 2017 at 5:54 pm

    I'm almost glad CS3 didn't have the patch tool because it made this video longer

  84. s h a d ø w b a n n e d August 3, 2017 at 1:47 am

    Donnie! Donnie! Donnie! DONNIE! DONNIE!

  85. ColonelBumButt January 4, 2018 at 10:01 pm

    Greased sausage. Now I'm hungry.

  86. Thomas Shellberg January 5, 2018 at 12:56 am

    Anyone else just imagining Tobias Fünke as the narrator?

  87. Aquatic Plant Savage January 5, 2018 at 2:10 am


  88. Bodhi January 5, 2018 at 5:52 am

    WTF is this?

  89. Dylan Land January 5, 2018 at 5:55 am

    does he still do these? Hahahaha

  90. Gary Stinnett January 5, 2018 at 6:57 am

    Donnie, go pack her bags ffs.

  91. Mellow Smith January 5, 2018 at 9:02 am


  92. autist retard January 6, 2018 at 9:30 pm

    You Suck at Photoshop, yeah, you totally suck.

  93. Phill Walker January 7, 2018 at 6:10 pm


  94. Cali McQueen February 1, 2018 at 4:32 pm


  95. Salman Shaikh February 4, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    background voice is so scary..

  96. William Wynn April 9, 2018 at 12:09 am

    You make some Great Videos !! Videos that I can relate to.

  97. Васька Уасильевич December 17, 2018 at 3:25 am

    Came here after 10 years and i still hope Donny is ok))))

  98. Silas ofNj January 11, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    Get help.

  99. Andrew Belle January 27, 2019 at 10:11 am

    Lmao wtf. This is something else.

  100. Marco Montoya February 28, 2019 at 6:32 am


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