PARENTS SUCK!

-(parent) Now, now, don’t forget to eat all your vegetables. -(Ian) Shut up! -That’s it, Mom! I’m moving out! -Me too! Love you, Mom. -The greatest thing ever just happened to me You see Take that, Mom, you can’t tell me how to be I’m livin’ on my own and I’ve got no rules Yeah, Read more…

PHOTOSHOP PLASTIC SURGERY

– Ew, bro, look at her cellulite. – Ew! – SHUT UP! Rich: Isn’t this guy ugly? His pores are disgusting and he’s got a little stubby neck. All the signs of being an ugly, worthless human being. This– (laughs) this is how a human should look. No imperfections at all; and a body only Read more…

WE’RE IN THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE

(birds hawking) SHUT UP! We think you guys, will be perfect for the roles of Bubbles and Hal. In the new Angry Birds movie, coming out in May. What do you think? Anthony: Can we just have a quick moment to discuss please? Of course. (foot steps) (Ian and Anthony cheering themselves in the reception Read more…

IF THE INTERNET WAS REAL

(man) Hey guys, tell me what the frick WTF means. (Ian) Shut up! Was this just uploaded? Yeah. Dude, come on, type “thumbs up if you’re the 306th viewer.” Why? Uh, because people thumbs it up and we can brag to our friends when it gets top-rated. Okay, but what’s the point? I mean, I Read more…