PARENTS SUCK!


-(parent) Now, now, don’t forget to eat all your vegetables. -(Ian) Shut up! -That’s it, Mom! I’m moving out! -Me too! Love you, Mom. -The greatest thing ever just happened to me You see Take that, Mom, you can’t tell me how to be I’m livin’ on my own and I’ve got no rules Yeah, I rule my own house and I’ll tell you what I’ll do -(all) Ha! -First I’ll grab some milk; drink it straight from the jug Then grab a sandwich; eat it butt naked on the rug All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack -Only eat one -F–k that! I’ll snack till I yack [vomits] No more parents No more rules -Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain’t no fool -No more bath time No more hugs -And if I feel like it I will crap on the rug -No more Mommy No more Dad -Livin’ on my own; most fun I’ve ever had I’m eatin’ cookies for breakfast ‘Cause I don’t give a f–k I shoot your squirties in the air and scream -(all) Parents suck! -My parents ain’t around to tell me what I can’t say So I yell F–k, s–t, and darn every day -My parents ain’t around to tell me what to do So I leave the door open while I take a big poo -My parents ain’t around to make me mow the lawn Instead I’ll watch dirty vids with the volume on -My parents ain’t around to say I can’t watch certain flicks They won’t let me watch Bambi [gasps] What a bunch of dicks -No more parents No more rules -Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain’t no fool -No more bath time No more hugs -And if we feel like it we will crap on the rug -No more Mommy No more Dad -Finally I can wear my skanky top that I had I’m eatin’ shards of glass ‘Cause I don’t give a f–k I shoot your squirties in the air and scream -(all) Parents suck! -No one to make me clean my room each day of the week -No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my cheek -No one to zip my jacket when it’s cold outside -No one to tell me to take my insulin when I’m about to die -No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house -No one to cuddle at night when I’m scared of a mouse -No one to tell me not to take candy from strangers -No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers -Hey, Mom. -Hi, son. -Do you think I could move back in? -F–k, no! [dial tone] -(Ian) No, not my wiener! [groaning] To see behind-the-scenes footage and bloopers, click the link in the description below! [makes weird noises] Then get the song on iTunes, and if your parents aren’t around, you can get the uncensored version. Click the subscribe button if you eat cookies for breakfast ‘Cause you don’t give a f–k [Captioned by SpongeSebastian]

100 Comments

  1. Connor57 July 4, 2019 at 2:49 am

    Wow 7 years

  2. XYcat July 4, 2019 at 3:33 am

    1:08

  3. o fam July 4, 2019 at 7:32 am

    Who puts milk in freezer it become milk ice

  4. Fawaz xman gaming 720 July 4, 2019 at 9:04 am

    Yes

  5. [SA] Singularity July 4, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    Banger.

  6. jamal evans July 4, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    like i said, i want the old smosh back

  7. Ben Liu July 5, 2019 at 10:03 am

    兩人組時期最棒

  8. zachary grimm July 7, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    This is people when they leave their parents house

  9. Kate Collins July 8, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    Not ture

  10. BrickGodz July 9, 2019 at 5:01 am

    5 year olds when they're at the store and don't know where thier parents went

  11. BrickGodz July 9, 2019 at 5:04 am

    "no one to tell me when to take my insulin when I'm 'bout to die!"
    Me: realizes I'm drinking a 3 liter mountain dew
    [Chuckles] I'm I'm danger

  12. octoling136 the sniper July 9, 2019 at 5:34 am

    1:00 1:08

  13. Fire Angel Productions July 9, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    1:42 did you really get a picture of Sean Connery for the dad picture

  14. Laila July 9, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    But I love my mom and dad

  15. sid tallamraju July 9, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    I watch this video whenever I’m mad at my parents

  16. Vanessa Barker July 10, 2019 at 1:16 am

    I used to relate to this song so much, its embarrassing.

  17. 10000 subscribers with weird videos July 10, 2019 at 3:02 am

    Who,s in a old smosh marathon

  18. Isabel Bustamante July 10, 2019 at 3:18 am

    Cool

  19. Finna Rape Joe July 10, 2019 at 7:30 am

    This video came out when my parents went a vacation

    huh

  20. Taetae is baebae July 12, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    Love the old YouTube

  21. Declan Werner July 12, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    At 1:43 Their dad is Burt Reynolds

  22. equliux July 12, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    surprisingly good quality for 2012

  23. McGrady Moss July 13, 2019 at 6:51 am

    Ever since Anthony left, it hasn’t been the same….

  24. Jennifer Wells July 14, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    Seriously!? 😅 is this classified as music? Just wait till you're all parents yourself lol

  25. Mr. A July 17, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    Every white kid ever

  26. AfootballA HD July 17, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    Like if this was yor favorite smosh song ever

  27. Reap Bot July 18, 2019 at 8:44 am

    My 7 or 8 year old minded love old smosh

  28. Zavian Lucero July 18, 2019 at 11:28 pm

    This is so funny

  29. Tyler Weather July 19, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    1:00

  30. zakon glupani July 20, 2019 at 6:04 am

    Cool

  31. mayolin21 July 20, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    I like the song but i like my parents

  32. Jadolive-XxxHunterSniperCrazyBoyXxx Adolf Army boy July 21, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    Please 5 like 🙁

  33. Sir Magnifico July 21, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    1:43 lmao Sean Connery

  34. Anthony Ketley July 21, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    20019 anyone

  35. Cookie_Playz:3 July 24, 2019 at 8:07 am

    Lol who else is looking for their parents in the comment section🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  36. Zinah Liyon July 24, 2019 at 10:14 am

    I love you too

  37. Andre Franklin July 25, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    There needs to be a "No more government"

  38. Far Out MEMEZ July 26, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    All Ian’s lyrics are about poo

  39. Greenie 2879 July 27, 2019 at 11:11 am

    Omg that was awsome

  40. Roni Santos July 28, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽🤝

  41. FrogsAreCool July 29, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    me vs hajime tbh

  42. youngbluh July 30, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    still slaps in 2019

  43. Wolf boy July 31, 2019 at 5:42 am

    Lol I was listening to this song 1 day before my mom kicked me out

  44. Louisa Driscoll August 1, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    WHAT THE F*!!!

  45. Some dude on the internet August 2, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    This is Nathan’s Dad using his account. Smash can you take this disrespectful video down? Thank you

  46. Bolt Marksman August 3, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    If Sean Connery was my dad I would never leave my parents.

  47. Some Person August 4, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    We should make smosh number 1 on YouTube again

  48. JayLeb. August 6, 2019 at 2:38 am

    Anthony and Ian 10 years later ~come parents~

  49. Jonce August 6, 2019 at 10:08 am

    My replay button got broken

  50. emo.to.the.core August 7, 2019 at 2:27 am

    august 2019 and this song still SLAPS

  51. AA B August 8, 2019 at 9:22 am

    10 likes and I'll play this on the living room speakers

  52. JayLeb. August 8, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    I eat Cookie Crisps

  53. Exotic Adrian Uzumaki August 8, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    My parents are the best parents I have

  54. Chibi Trash August 9, 2019 at 11:11 am

    SHITTTT,I ADDICTED TO THIS SONG

  55. James August 10, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    I remember this song and I gassed it up more than it was

  56. spaghetti August 13, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    this shit slaps harder than most of todays rap

  57. Taylor Greene August 14, 2019 at 11:14 pm

    2012!!!!!

  58. Brittany Loney August 15, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    Actually, I eat chocolate cake for breakfast XD

  59. TLG Kevin August 15, 2019 at 11:11 pm

    2019??

  60. Suns Geek August 18, 2019 at 7:53 am

    I love Smosh

  61. osky bug August 18, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    1:48 that was weird

  62. King Slayer August 19, 2019 at 9:51 am

    Perfect song to an unfit parent

  63. TikTok Videos Compilation August 20, 2019 at 9:10 am

    You sck

  64. Kass August 21, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    Still bangs 🔥🔥🔥

  65. DJ Awesome Gamer August 22, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    2:25 not my balls!

  66. Zack Lorme August 23, 2019 at 11:48 am

    Produced by Wheezy

  67. Slime Lover August 25, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    Hehe what a funny song

  68. I'm a hater I hate myself and love attention August 26, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    2019

  69. Explorer Chan August 26, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    The Smosh I want back

  70. Dawid August 26, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    This is the best…

  71. abby rulz August 29, 2019 at 7:37 am

    Smosh was brilliant

  72. Supernaturalsis 987 August 30, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    This is the only good part of smosh

  73. Subscribe To Pewdiepie September 1, 2019 at 2:41 am

    Yeah this is pretty shit now

  74. Silent Echo September 4, 2019 at 4:07 am

    Parents. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

    literally

  75. SCoffee X September 4, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    Parents Rule!!!

  76. billie hobbs September 5, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    This has to be my fav song lol cos its like true lol

  77. Jayden Lee September 8, 2019 at 5:13 am

    Anyone is still listening to this song in 2019?

  78. LBellas September 11, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    I watched this when I was 11 and I've finally moved out. I miss my parents.

  79. Aaron Elahi September 14, 2019 at 9:37 am

    Fun Fact: This Is The Most Time They've Sworn In A Music Video Or An Actual Episode

  80. Siti Hasana September 16, 2019 at 8:29 am

    Stupid

  81. Radioactive LaserHound September 17, 2019 at 2:42 am

    Everyone’s talking about watching this when they were 12 but like I was like 8 lmao I’m a baaaabbbyy

  82. SonicMCPE September 18, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    I love my mom you little IDIOT

  83. Incinny September 20, 2019 at 12:56 am

    Why is Anthony yelling?

  84. Adarsh A. Kumar September 22, 2019 at 4:30 am

    2:15 😂😂😂

  85. Mr.gameboy September 23, 2019 at 9:44 am

    Every time they make a music vid its so aggressive

  86. Alex Mercer September 23, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    I don’t think any of these comments are from around the time this video came out

  87. Zana Zaric September 26, 2019 at 7:10 pm

    baby lan is so cute

  88. Y A September 27, 2019 at 1:22 am

    Uh no they don't, dweeb

  89. Bailey Madden September 28, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    Ah yes, a time before Courtney

  90. juicewar3 October 2, 2019 at 2:34 am

    cries in childhood

  91. FBI BOI October 2, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    Why does it say no mature content on this vid XD

  92. Lana October 3, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    7years ago damnn

  93. Swiftzei October 4, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    I remember watching this when I was mad at my parents lol

  94. Blac K October 7, 2019 at 2:58 am

    Why is this a good song

  95. Ahmad Faisal October 7, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    2.14 plot twist of the year

  96. Littoral October 9, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    Replays for free
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  97. lifeisevenstranger October 10, 2019 at 3:14 am

    Good days of smosh 😢

  98. JAMES Gaming LV2 October 13, 2019 at 9:38 am

    This is the 200th thing to go in my private playlist

  99. Pedo Pat October 14, 2019 at 12:23 am

    Og smosh brings memories

  100. Joshua The Firework Scientist October 16, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    When you move out 0:52

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