Merry Christmas! Oh, hi Chris! I got a little present for you! Is this a mug? Hey, just because I bought you a mug last year, doesn’t mean I’ll buy one this year too! But you did buy one, no? NO!… maybe… I got you a little something too! I know you have trouble with opening presents, so bought you a pair of scissors! Thanks, I- Dude. What? You put the scissors, which I need to open the present, inside the present, which I can’t open without the scissors. Yeah, I see what the problem is… Yeah, I don’t think that’s gonna work. Cover your ears! How come the scissors didn’t blow up? Uhh, it says stainless and explosionless steel.