Ellen’s Helping Out with Homework!


– SOME PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY
THE HOLIDAYS. I’LL TELL YOU WHO DOESN’T:
STUDENTS. BECAUSE THEY GET STRESSED OUT.
MIDTERMS ARE HAPPENING. SO YOU KNOW ME,
I’M ALWAYS TRYING TO HELP. I ASKED THEM IF THEY SEND
ME THEIR HOMEWORK QUESTIONS, I’LL HELP ‘EM
‘CAUSE I HAVE A SEGMENT, HOMEWORKER HELPERER. – [singing]
A, B, C. EASY AS ONE, TWO, THREE. AS SIMPLE AS DO, RE, MI. A, B, C. ONE, TWO, THREE. BABY, YOU AND ME, GIRL. EASY AS ONE, TWO, THREE. AS SIMPLE AS DO, RE, MI. – NO, NO TIME. NO TIME FOR FUN.
RECESS IS OVER. HERE IS THE FIRST QUESTION
I RECEIVED. THIS IS FROM JARED ALTMARK
FROM MARGATE, FLORIDA. HE SAYS, “HI, ELLEN,
THIS WEEK WE HAD TO PICK A TOPIC “FOR A RESEARCH PAPER “WITH THE THEME
‘LEADERSHIP AND LEGACY.’ “YOU WERE MY FIRST CHOICE, “BUT AS SOON AS
I SAID YOUR NAME, “MY ENGLISH TEACHER SAID,
‘NOT RELEVANT.’ “CAN YOU PLEASE TELL HER WHY YOU SHOULD BE
THE TOPIC OF MY PAPER?” UNBELIEVABLE, HUH? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
YOUR TEACHER’S NAME. ACTUALLY, NO, NO,
IT’S NOT RELEVANT. I DON’T NEED IT. [audience oohs] [cheers and applause] AND BY THE WAY,
I’M NOT RELEVANT, TEACHER WHATEVER-YOUR-NAME-IS? HOW ABOUT 34 MILLION
TWITTER FOLLOWERS AND, UH– [cheers and applause] ONE RIGHT THERE. AND 14 PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS,
HOW ‘BOUT THAT RIGHT THERE? [cheers and applause] 27 EMMY AWARDS,
HOW ‘BOUT THAT RIGHT THERE? [cheers and applause] AND TWO-TIME HOST
OF THE OSCARS. THAT RIGHT THERE. AND “PEOPLE MAGAZINE’S”
SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE FOUR YEARS AND COUNTING. [cheers and applause] NO. I–I MADE THAT LAST ONE UP,
BUT– BUT THERE ARE
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WITH MY NAME
ON THEIR UNDERWEAR. SO TAKE THAT,
WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS. NEXT QUESTION. THE NEXT QUESTION
IS FROM ANNABELL KRANZ FROM CARMEL, INDIANA. “DEAR ELLEN, IN ALGEBRA
THEY ALWAYS GIVE US “THE EQUATION LIKE
‘Y=3/5X+7’ “AND THEN THEY ASK US
TO FIND THE ‘X’. “SO I CIRCLE THE ‘X’ AND I
WRITE ‘IT’S WRITE THERE.’ “AND I ALWAYS
GET THE QUESTION WRONG, AND I WAS WONDERING WHY.” VERY FUNNY, ANNABELL. LET’S TAKE A LOOK
AT WHAT’S WRONG. OKAY. ALL RIGHT,
YOU’RE SAYING THAT YOU’RE DOING
THE “Y=3/5X+7.” OKAY? ALL RIGHT,
WELL, THEN YOU SAY, “FIND THE ‘X.'” YOU CIRCLE THE “X”
RIGHT THERE, AND YOU SAY, “IT’S WRITE THERE.” OKAY. SO… WHAT YOU’RE DOING WRONG
IS OBVIOUS, BUT I’LL POINT IT OUT
ANYWAY. YOU ARE WRITING
THE WORD “WRITE” WRONG. YOU’RE SUPPOSED
TO SPELL IT “RIGHT.” AND THEN IF YOU DO THAT… [cheers and applause] ALL OF THOSE A’S
WILL COME ROLLING IN. NEXT QUESTION
IS FROM MADDIE HOOFORD FROM DALLAS, TEXAS. “DEAR ELLEN,
I AM A PRE-NURSING MAJOR. “I’M CURRENTLY TAKING
HUMAN ANATOMY. “IT’S THE HARDEST CLASS
I’VE EVER HAD TO TAKE. “I HAVE TO LABEL EVERY SINGLE
PART OF THE BODY, “INCLUDING THE VEINS
AND MUSCLES. “DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS
ON HOW TO MEMORIZE THE PARTS OF THE BODY?” MADDIE, VISUAL AIDS
HELP WITH MEMORIZATION, AND I’M GONNA
BRING OUT SOMEONE WHO IS TOO, TOO PRETTY
FOR COLLEGE. NICK, COME ON OUT HERE. [cheers and applause] HOW ARE YOU?
– GOOD. – NICK, I’M GLAD YOU’RE BACK. NICK WAS ACTUALLY– HE HAD A PART
IN “MAGIC MIKE 2.” YOU WERE SHOOTING
THE SEQUEL. – YEAH. [cheers and applause] – GOT YOU A PART IN THAT. YOU’RE WELCOME.
HOW’D THAT GO? – IT WAS AMAZING.
IT WAS A BLAST. – TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.
– UM… – WELL, WE DON’T HAVE TIME. UM, JUST LOSE THE SHIRT. I HAVE TO–
I HAVE TO, UM– [cheers and applause] MADDIE, THESE RIGHT HERE, THESE ARE ABDOMINAL MUSCLES. – RIGHT. – AND MOST PEOPLE HAVE SIX, BUT NICK HAS, LIKE, 12 OR 14
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. AND SHOW YOUR TRICEPS,
SHOW YOUR TRICEPS. – OKAY.
– OKAY, SEE THAT? [cheers and applause] YOU CAN–YOU CAN TRY
TO GET THEM, EXCEPT YOU WON’T. THESE OF COURSE ARE BOOBIES. [cheers and applause] AND–I’M KIDDING. THOSE ARE
NOT CALLED “BOOBIES.” I KNOW, THEY’RE CALLED
“PECTORUS RIDICULOUSNESS” IS WHAT IT’S CALLED. AND, UH, THIS LINE,
NO ONE HAS THAT. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
THAT’S RIDIC– I GUESS IF YOU SPILL SOMETHING
IT JUST DRIPS DOWN. ALL RIGHT,
TURN AROUND, NICK. OKAY, AND, UH, THIS IS, UH– THIS IS SOME KIND
OF A NOTE TO ME OR SOMETHING. THESE ARE, UH–
THESE ARE DELTA BURKES. AND THEN, UM… THEN, UH… JUST LET EVERYBODY ENJOY
THIS PART OF YOU RIGHT NOW. [cheers and applause] THERE’S THAT PART. WHAT’S THAT?
THAT’S CALLED THE… [audience shouting] ALL OF THAT WOULD WORK. ALL RIGHT, MADDIE,
I HOPE THAT HELPS. IF ANYONE HAS
ANY HOMEWORK QUESTIONS, PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME,
AND I SEND YOU THIS DANCE.

100 Comments

  1. Kadena Boop July 14, 2019 at 11:01 am

    Very relevant haha

  2. Guy Dangerous July 14, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    Was that Humorous or Ridiculous ???

  3. Floofy Bunny July 14, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    He’s wearing ellen underwear….

  4. Nate Beard July 14, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    Flex alert

  5. Laura Nelson July 15, 2019 at 7:08 am

    the awnser is Y=17 correct me if im wrong 7/3/5=10+7=17

  6. JASMIN 86 July 15, 2019 at 10:20 am

    he is HOOoooOoot

  7. ASMR gaming News Fan July 15, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    Man for a second there I thought her name was Flexen flexing her 34 million followers on Twitter

  8. Oli_JHRBT July 15, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    At 4:09 there’s a guy with black hair who looks like Zac Efron :/

  9. meap meap meap7 Rodenkirk July 15, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    He was wearing Ellen underwear

  10. James Taithul July 15, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    I luv ellen

  11. Bitsource AML Solutions consulting July 15, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    That's pretty sexist of Ellen to do that.

  12. Caleb J Aguilar July 16, 2019 at 1:38 am

    I have that line

  13. Ismael Chee July 16, 2019 at 9:03 am

    She's still not relevant, research someone with a Nobel prize

  14. Jayden Dripgod July 16, 2019 at 9:33 am

    Any one see the woman 3:56 when the dude came out

  15. Astro_Dav July 16, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    “Too pretty for college” ??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️

  16. Kay_ Kay1995 July 16, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    The perfect Superman besides Christopher Reeves omg he’s gorgeous

  17. khalina July 17, 2019 at 1:18 am

    is ellen bi now?

  18. Bahara Dosti July 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    From 0:00 to 1:55 was Ellen just flexin on us

  19. Ethan B July 18, 2019 at 4:42 am

    X is actually 11.66 repeating

  20. Otaku July 18, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    Ellen: a-

    ????????????????????????

  21. lil-SuSTTV July 19, 2019 at 1:53 am

    I keep on getting in trouble for something I never did, I never did my homework and I keep getting in trouble for it can you help me (Ali richardson)

  22. Evie July 19, 2019 at 3:03 am

    I wish I could unread the comment section jesus christ.

  23. Animated music videos Official July 19, 2019 at 8:24 am

    First clip: exists
    Me: DRAG HEEEEERRRR YES DRAG HERRRR

  24. Premium_ Wasabi707 July 19, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    Ellen’s got the best audience

  25. Anil Sharma July 20, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Nick's underwear is sponsored..

  26. Slayer 1 July 21, 2019 at 9:00 am

    Teacher cries wohoo boo boo

  27. Mr. Magic July 21, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    If they remake Disney‘s Hercules in real he should play him

  28. Kotah Partymonster July 22, 2019 at 4:36 am

    Thank you Ellen ????

  29. P G July 22, 2019 at 7:13 am

    Moist ?

  30. Jody Simpson July 22, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    Omg I drooled. Gross I drooled

  31. MAX playz July 22, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    Teacher:irrelevent

  32. MAX playz July 22, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    Ellen:followers

  33. MAX playz July 22, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    Me:shot fired

  34. jrch mgn July 22, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    That nick guy should be replaced by athlean x with his magic marker.

  35. Kiyana Hammett July 22, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    Completely off topic but did anyone notice Nick's boxers? They literally said Ellen on them ?

  36. Jeff Ferguson July 23, 2019 at 3:53 am

    funny how sexism only goes one way. If it was a male host pointing out the amazing parts of a female body with a pointer all the feminists would be crying foul

  37. Psy Infinity July 23, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    I still don't get it. She listed all those things but I still can't see how is that relevant for humanity. She didn't talk about any single soul she has saved or something in those proportions.

    Edit: And the example that follows of how to do home work, shows exactly that.

  38. DADDY FROAKLIN July 23, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    Can’t finish one sentence without being interrupted

  39. TT 4 July 24, 2019 at 4:08 am

    Spender ellen LOL

  40. Shubham Dohre July 24, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    Want to have affair with nik….?

  41. douglas peter July 24, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    I don’t know Hellen is pretty HOT

  42. vanessa fiona July 24, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    Ellen tells nick to lose the shirt and the shirt right off like he didn't even take a second to unbotton it

  43. Mouldi Nouri July 25, 2019 at 2:03 am

    You had one thing right Elen, you're really Elen DEGENERATE

  44. Harris Iqbal July 25, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    And these 5:02 are the acne scars you get from the excessive acne you get from the steroids you get from the gym

  45. anthony wragg July 25, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    Perhaps Ellen is a closet (straight) it's a great taboo once you are a married lesbian to go with a man. (is this the appeal)

  46. anthony wragg July 25, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    The truth is a man is always more capable of taking a woman to that place than another woman. Perhaps the men she went out with didn't know what they were doing.

  47. Ayah Kline July 25, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    Ha the shirt was Velcro! ?

  48. Swadheen Kumar Samal July 26, 2019 at 11:24 am

    She is getting hornier

  49. Mahdi Alobaidy July 26, 2019 at 11:51 am

    I love michael jackson

  50. Gucci Rex July 26, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    For the second question she got it wrong because she said “ it’s WRITE there”. It should be “ it’s RIGHT there”

    Hold up I wrote that too early

  51. A Mendozass July 26, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    Imagine if Jimmy Fallon did that with a woman. The feminists would've exploded. Equal rights???

  52. andrea carollo July 26, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    Now a girl

  53. Mateusz Strybel July 26, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    Stupidity of this is out of the bounds tbh

  54. Minna Schmid July 26, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    Who also watches it while making homework?

  55. Jude Abijah July 27, 2019 at 4:00 am

    The first one was the NHD subject that year

  56. anonymous lifestyle July 27, 2019 at 10:13 am

    pectoral ridiculous my goshh… i think it supposed to be pectoral girdle instead… ellen is funny????

  57. Julia Zh July 27, 2019 at 11:03 am

    I love Ellen

  58. Lance Tan July 27, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Is it just me or is it the more you look at his body the more you start to think it’s oddly shaped, especially that back

  59. Manuel Gutierrez July 27, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    Wonder what all the same women sitting there would say if let say Conan, or Leno or Kimmel did the exact same thing with a fine woman.

  60. J Z July 27, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    You notice that nick’s underwear was an Ellen brand

  61. PIT Designs - Erbil Web Design & Printing July 28, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    Cool let's objectify women as well.. would that be as funny?

  62. Bartäk Østergart July 28, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    i need that men home to my homework!

  63. body building Gyaan July 28, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    Love you Ellen from india

  64. Gacha_Gurl Macie July 29, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    Who else clicked because of the thumbnail?

  65. bahaa ahmed July 29, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    انا مش رافض. و انا عاوز الرجوع من سنين و انا مش في مهمه. أهلكم هما اللي حبستوني بعد اما حاولو يقتلوني مليون مره.

  66. bahaa ahmed July 29, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    و انا عن نفسي حابب اتفرج علي أهلكم و هما بينكسرو و يتزلو لأنهم يستحقو انهم يعيشو عبيد و انا بطلب مساعدتكم طبعا.

  67. Pu1s3GECO ! July 30, 2019 at 8:07 am

    In the beginning we have Ellen flexing her average life I now feel like a peasant

  68. gulfam azam July 30, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    I love Ellen

  69. KIDsl _BTW July 30, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    Ellen: moves

    Crowd:wooooooooooooo!!!!

  70. مستر حمودي July 30, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    Iraqi ???✌

  71. Nagihan Göt July 31, 2019 at 10:14 am

    Ellen is meant to be a homosexual. However, she does find this attractive.

    It is difficult for women, like Ellen, who were molested, or hurt by men, to ever trust them properly again.

  72. Jayson Turcios July 31, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    Ellen audiences always clap for no reason?

  73. Marija August 1, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    Imagine the teacher being in the audience ???

  74. Zhar Borneo August 1, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    SAVAGE ELLEN ?

  75. Jung Hoseok August 2, 2019 at 4:32 am

    Ellen snapped at the teacher lol??

  76. roymw8 - August 2, 2019 at 8:48 am

    dsd

  77. nikhil rajput August 2, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    Pornhub is legal in American television

  78. Arianator Z August 3, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    I want him

  79. saurabh August 3, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    Pectorus ridiculous ?

  80. r2012j August 4, 2019 at 9:58 am

    he's wearing underwear written ellen on the elastic. whoa

  81. The Stranger August 4, 2019 at 10:00 am

    Girlsss

  82. Upokari Hitman August 4, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    খ্রিস্টানদের নজর সবচেয়ে বেশি বিষাক্ত

  83. johannes hofmann August 4, 2019 at 9:24 pm

    That is sexist

  84. mensabs August 4, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    how magnificent he is–MEN!

  85. PayGT August 5, 2019 at 4:44 am

    My teacher said 6+2/7x+4 = 8

  86. Homeless Kermit August 6, 2019 at 1:03 am

    FBI

  87. Vicky Noneya August 6, 2019 at 1:35 am

    Pectoris ridiculousness…delishousness

  88. Sparkle Forever15 August 6, 2019 at 5:49 am

    I have a math question for all of you
    It’s pretty simple it’s only a grade 6 level
    5xzy+2x-z<25
    Another simple equation is
    f(x)=12x-4 (4)=x

  89. Churro August 6, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    Ellen just went off on that teacher.

  90. Saajan Northrup August 7, 2019 at 1:16 am

    Midterms are happening

    Audience: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

  91. Anushka Verma August 7, 2019 at 6:10 am

    Did anyone notice he was wearing ellen underwear

  92. Antonio August 7, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    She ended that teacher's life

  93. Ethan Daniels August 7, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    Anyone else see that Nick was wearing Ellen underwear. Don't call me wierd it was obvious

  94. David Piercy August 8, 2019 at 3:12 am

    ELLEN is the best comedienne….!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  95. water park 3000 August 8, 2019 at 3:53 am

    Ellen I have a question, there was this question on a test that said if you had 3 cookies and you have 4 freinds and you wanted to give each freind the same amount of cookies, then how many cookies would each person have. I said I would eat two and give the rest too my friends

  96. water park 3000 August 8, 2019 at 3:55 am

    Don't do it |

    Welp you did it, Fu c yallll, jk

  97. Meanwhile In Science August 8, 2019 at 8:06 am

    LGBT is a myth
    She felt natural woman next to that man.

  98. Hard Staff August 8, 2019 at 10:47 am

    Ellen is closeted woman. Just come out Ellen, We know you like men.

  99. Aerin Collins August 8, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    7.5K are teachers!

  100. Hack gmaes August 8, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    My first Ellen show video that has comments enabled

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